Mack Hooligan - Yard Work Lyrics

Think I'll go out and do some yard work
The sun is high up in the sky
Can't go out drinkin' cause I'm dead broke
The funny thing is, I don't know why

Guess my wife's been off chargin' that credit card (again)
She'll be back someday, I just don't know when

Think I'll go out and do some yard work
It's the party that never ends

Think I'll go out and do some yard work
Chop those green whiskers down low
I got this boss and he's a real jerk
I'd love to tell him what he don't know

'Bout how I like to poison those yard rats (Damn go-fers!)
I'd like to put HIM where the sun don't show

Think I'll go out and do some yard work
Just to prove that I'm a regular Joe

Well looky here, who's that coming cross the lawn now?
It's Junior, fresh from his 18-hour snooze
He thinks he's got no one to answer to
Thinks he's got nothin to lose

But I'm the one holdin' his car keys
So I'm the one who gets the last cruise (ha!)
I think it's time for HIM to do some yard work
I'm hittin' the hammock for a little snooze

Damn lawnmower -- out of gas again!
Look at all this crabgrass!
I got weeds & clover growin' all over!
Where the hell is my trimmer twine?
Junior, get over here and help me bag these weeds!
Ya goddamn useless pervert! Get over here you goddamn idjut!
Oy friggin' vey... How 'bout you just get me nice tall glass of iced tea, OK?...