Come home for Christmas
That's what they'd say
I'm going home today
Runaway
I'm proud to say I've gone astray (hey)
Could regret your heart's dismay
But you made me the runaway I'm today
I could take your bells and sleighs
Replace them all with handgrenades
Oh, and news flash: all your elves are slaves
They could see some better days (f*ck u)
But come home for Christmas
That's what they'd say
Come home for Christmas Today
Please come home for Christmas
That's what you hear
Please bе at home this year
Some prеtty globes of snow
Can't justify your f*cked up souls
All of Daddy's Ho Ho Hoes
Or Uncle Nickolas' unwashed robes (it's disgusting)
But come home for Christmas
That's what they'd say
Come home for Christmas Today
Please come home for Christmas
That's what you hear
Please be at home this year
Yeah, don't get me wrong
I'm the patron of the rebellious kind
But I could never condone the thoughts
Running through your fascistic minds (right!)
Let's not talk about politics
At the christmas table, be faithful
So you tell a racist joke, tell a stupid joke
Tell a sexist joke, how about a good joke for once, huh?
It's not about the gits, it's family and friends
What a shame you never loved me, so let's pretend
A family's a family, no matter how f*cked
We just need to keep that spirit up!
You say come home
I say go f*ck yourselves!
What even counts as a home?
You say please come home
You've distanced yourself
I think you did that on your own
So if I come home
For Christmas tonight
Do me a favor, just be kind
(It's not that f*ckin' hard, yk...)