Macy Deesill - Christmas for the Small Apartment Dweller (Bachata Version) Lyrics

CHRISTMAS FOR THE SMALL APARTMENT DWELLER
Words & Music by Ronald Jay Cohen
Copyright 2024 by Capgrass Records
All rights reserved

CHORUS:
People wall-to-wall
Uhh huu, yeah yeah yeah
People big and small.
Uhh, yeah yeah yeah
People short and tall.
Uhh huu, yeah yeah yeah
People who can't move at all.
Uhh, yeah yeah yeah

Verse 1:
Christmas in my little place, I bought too big a tree,
Now, there's barely enough space
For my dinette set and me. .
Ooooh! Small apartment....

Christmas in my place so small,
Should you down on the couch,
Watch out for overhanging tree branches
That will have you yelling, "Ouch!"
(To Chorus)
VERSE TWO
Almost as soon as that party began...
Folks were suddenly jammed, like sardines in a can.
One very tall guy had to crouch and not stand,
He was afraid someone would flip the switch for the fan.

And then there was one tiny gal
Who the crowd unintentionally suspended in the air,
She complained of feeling faint,
But couldn't find a spot to faint anywhere!
(TO CHORUS)

Still, most folks enjoyed the ambience...
At least until food was served and we had to call an ambulance.
It was then that a great human crush took place
It happened as everyone surged to feed their face.
Asked for comment, all I could say
Was "I hope to get a bigger apartment some day."
(TO CHORUS)





Omittted

Now, sit back as I tell you about,
The Christmas party I hosted last year,
Hundreds of folks came from miles around,
to spend Christmas Eve right here.