Major Expedition - Fresh Mage Of Dankair Lyrics

Hark, motherf*cker, it's about to go down
I'm the king wizard, with my mage's crown
Go ahead, run, cause you know it's true
I am, dastardly, I'm the chosen one
Just a day in the life, best spell slinger in the land
I kiss your wife, with Vecna's hand
I go crazy, summoning bad shit
I'm never lazy, my spells go batshit
I'm wretched, I know it's true
Slay some wretches, bust a groove
Kill the lordship, do it just for fun
I'm so powerful
I'm so powerful
Cause I'm the chosen one
Oh you heard?
Made a deal with your patron
I was negotiating, while y'all witches be hatin'
Hit the square, got my talisman
I take down your tower, with my power, man
Burnt down your village, when it's said and done
I'm the baddest man
I'm the chosen one
Evil wizard shit
Y'all can suck a dick
Just for fun
I'm the chosen one man, come on