I got a plan got a scheme to have some fun
No doubt it'll ruin everyone
Staying home watching TV's basic
I'd much rather go out and get wasted
Who cares if we take this shit too far
F*cked up getting kicked out of the bar
Sorry if I drink to much and piss off everyone
Only want to have a good time getting spun
Don't remember how came home with this scar
But I got work and can't find the keys to my car
So I guess I'm not going anywhere
Or doing anything
But I got some cold ones in the fridge
I guess I'll start to drink
You say I'm too old for this
I really don't care
I'll stop when I'm too old to bare
Another ska drinking ballad
We'll reach the top ten when this drinking binge ends
Another ska drinking ballad
I got a plan got a scheme to have some fun
No doubt it'll ruin everyone
Staying home watching TV's basic
I'd much rather go out and get wasted
Who cares if we take this shit too far
F*cked up getting kicked out of the bar
Sorry if I drink to much and piss off everyone
Only want to have a good time getting spun
Don't remember how came home with this scar
But I got work and can't find the keys to my car
So I guess I'm not going anywhere
Or doing anything
But I got some cold ones in the fridge
I guess I'll start to drink
You say I'm too old for this
I really don't care
I'll stop when I'm too old to bare
Another ska drinking ballad
We'll reach the top ten when this drinking binge ends
Another ska drinking ballad
We'll reach the top ten when this drinking binge ends
We'll reach the top ten when this binge ends