One night IÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ'm go have a Margarita;
Cruise down ********my favorite cantina.
On the corner ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ thereÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ's a nice babe-
If she likes me, I might even get laid.
Come with me ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ got a stiffy ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ
And, if youÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ're good, IÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ'll give you a fifty
One summer night, IÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ'm a go for tortilla -
Mexican village; met a girl named Juanita.
Stupid old me ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ I forgot to wrap my wienerÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ
Hey, gonorrhea!
Two more Dos Equis and I paid the jalapenos.
Out to the parking lot to the back-a seat-a.
Now every morning itÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ's a-hurt-a when I pee-a,
Hey, gonorrhea!
Down to the clinic for the doctor to-a see-a;
Out came the needle and he stuck it in my rear.
Friday night IÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ'm going back to see my sweet JuanitaÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ
Hey, gonorrhea!
One summer night, IÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ'm a go for tortilla -
Mexican village; met a girl named Juanita.
Stupid old me ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ I forgot to wrap my wienerÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ
Hey, gonorrhea!
Hey, gonorrhea!