I'm crying on the phone over you
My coffee tastes so salty of all the tears that fell in there
But I hope someday I'll find myself with you
Until then I'll be writing bad love songs about
What we used to be
I'll be like all those other singers
And write with my own blood
Record some stupid emo shit
That's good for the radio
And maybe I'll become famous
You'll regret it I know
Until then I'll be drinking my
Tearful tasty coffee that you left me this morning
But baby I'll move on you'll see
I'll have a hundred thousand billion
Groupies that will follow me
Half-way across the sea
And one day we'll meet up just to f*ck
You'll have a shitty job
And be wondering just what we could have been
If you weren't so out of luck
But now
I'm crying on the phone over you
My coffee taste so salty of all the tears that fell in there
But I hope someday I'll find myself with you
Until then I'll be writing bad love songs about
What we used to be
And after my career dies
I'll see who's true with me
All my fake friends will have left
To be with someone who has more money
I'll be alone singing this song to remember your name
This melody will have taken over what's left of my sanity
You'll have a wife and three children I'll stalk you on facebook
And that's all because of this morning where you left me for a girl
Who seems to be
Kind of prettier than me
And one day I'll meet someone who's as crazy as me
Until then I'll be drinking my
Tearful salty coffee
Coz I'm kind of f*cked up