[ Featuring Serafima Orozco ]
[Chorus]
Aw
Yeah
[Verse]
A Pembroke Welsh Corgi is gooder than anything
If you're feeling groggy a Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Lick you on the noggin you'll be out of despair
Comprenez- vous?
You ain't gonna die
[Verse 2]
If the Taliban try to divide America
Give them all Pembroke Welsh Corgis
They'll be wagging their tails
Coming home with their dogs
Leash around their neck
[Bridge]
NBA referees if you compromise
My Dallas Mavericks give 'em what they deserve
Good Pembroke Welsh Corgis bite you in the jugular
You're gonna die
[Chorus]
Take me home Mike
[Chorus]
Tee-hee
Aw shucks
[Verse]
Saint Peter waits for me at those pearly gates
A Pembroke Welsh Corgi worth its weight in golden retrievers
Bag hawks with handles and frisbees chucked by candlestick makers
They never land
