Like Dilbert Shakesman, good with the words
Like Tippi Hendren, good with the birds
Chaos magician, Marvin Magic type guy
Culinary concoctions, Burger Wizard type guy
I got jokes, I'm a jester type guy
Losing my hair, I'm a Fester type guy
Got that phenotype from my Norwegian side
Scrapping every movie like The Day The Clown Cried
Sorry bout the vocal cords, know I sound fried
Limited to shit, yeah that's got the sound fried
Boom operator, yeah I'm a sound guy
Kill Prince Charles, take the crown guy
Turn Buckingman to public housing type guy
Reflections aplenty, I'm a resounding type guy
Take care of my own, safe and sound type guy
Not even a bird, how I sound so fly
Got to be moving on like Twomey
Ask me about the plot, I also shot the movie
Real sigma shit, Travis Bickle's groovy
Missing the point, put darts in two knees
Me Carter Chloe, Linus Rerun Lucy
The flow just got better cause I smoked a loosie
Serial killer, the beats are all loopy
I'm a scrawny little bitch yeah like Rudy
Definitely not gay like Full House with Bob Saget
In a threesome with a guy, they still won't let me say
Got to be fruity to pull hoes these days
Sorry bout these lines they were a throwaway
Grown man wasted with Joe off some Whistlepig
White girl wasted with Chlo off some seltzer shit
Move different round the lesbians, Patty and Marcy
The world's ending, that's why I never say sorry
Today, didn't go outside, watched a rabbit dream
Twitching in his sleep yeah finally at peace
So close to death but the next best release
Need food, shelter like him, hiding in my den
Ravens alighting on the churchtops
Run back the clocks, stop the presses
I'm getting too old for this shit, Lethal Weapon
Slice of life, I'll cut off your head bitch
Cinema verite, made that when I was ten bitch
Took over the narrative like that movie with Ken did
My girl's tits tell the weather, Amanda Seyfried
T and C got another in the oven
Congrats to them, I just bought a new pen
Universal appeal, MM's intergen
Made a couple puns on here, not one intended
Just like the world this shit's ending