Magic is Real Video (MV)

I'mma be funny and die, Chris Farley
Lucky I had Jason and Amer, they taught me
One of mother earth's creatures, Homer Simpson
Had to get my ducks in a row, public garden
OCD acting up, it's nice to put things in little rows
I'll slap your shit out so call me Big Willy bro
Othering the wellspring of ideology
Fourth record the best cause I know my numerology
Just trying to keep a rhythm like Tang
Grim reaper and taxman at the door again
SH at Como kicked the doors right in
Heard Chloe's new shit, I was floored again
Aaron Sorkin, all the words have purpose
Remember my grandpa tried to teach me math
I couldn't get a handle on basic concepts
Always been a little dumb like jogging in pajamas

Amend a few times, bill of rights
Dead to rights, getting hit by the feds tonight
Dawn chorus, gonna hear it from a cell tonight
Christians hate me cause I'm bigger than Elvis
You forgot I'm him, yeah Dracula's jealous
Drinking PBR, white trash in trouble
The sibs Team Rocket, it's on the double
UFOs, monsters, magic
Gotta pack it up and move to Alaska
Product of x and post-rationalist twitter
Like Huck Finn, I'm a river rat
Master Splinter in this shit
Marvin Magic crashed the Marlboro Music School
Put my foot through a cello
Bust of Bach through a window
Any symphonies wanna collab though?

I achieved gnosis, that shit was bogus
White boy swag, yeah Joel in Northern Exposure
White boy swag, it's a terminal diagnosis
White boy swag, I wish I was Jack Harlow
Didn't wake up this morning, not a Soprano
I play the whole orchestra, not just the piano
Living in Boston to be like OPN
On the radio, Magic 106.7
Talking pharmaceuticals with Jacob Olson
We both vaguely agree there's something to be done
Law of attraction, that's how it goes with him
Murphy's law when I stabbed an Irishman
Smoked DMT and massacred the jesters
Then went on Joe Rogan, told him he was low test sir
Stay steady growing, persistent vegetative state
Real life waiting, time to put the game away

Made this in a couple days, unemployed activities
Went to the church of satan, put up a nativity
Just pressing flesh, whole world's a meat grinder
Bad people in your life? Seek kinder
Support global warming if it means California becomes an ocean
Why fight against it like the futility of voting
Carole Oates described the prose as positively Joycean
Guess I'm gonna have to get dressed up for Nick Choice again
Magic is real, I'm not a terf like Rowling
The dependent clause kills me with the semicolon
Hey hey, I'm a monkey
They say I like to monkey around
I'm too busy singing to put anyone down

Immature adult, insecure asshole
And if you fall on the concrete, that's your ass fault
Marvin Magic turning dreams to reality
Then life in actuality where status depends on salary
I leave the mic in body bags
My rap style has the force to leave you lost like the tribe of Shabazz
I don't need algorithms to chase
Just wanna make and listen to shit that makes my heart race
A couple people rule the world, the rest of us have our sofas
Stars falling from the sky for the fallen soldiers
Time keeps passing, so lie cheat steal
In terms of immortality, lines beat steel

Christ washed feet, so did my auntie
Say that on TV, people get rowdy
Only said real shit cause that's what my mom would want see
Went back in time and outsmoked Gandhi
Whole shit was stream of conciousness
I'm not afraid of Virginia Woolf see
Tried to write singing shit
The information density was too low to me
Recorded this whole record with gear I stole from Emerson
99.9% of all records in the world are f*cking brainless
Yeah this shit's too good to be famous