Your bedtime stories and your tall tales
Half-baked fiction growing stale
I'm tired of hearing 'bout the exes and the exploits
Of the little rich white deer in headlights
Go and find yourself a brand-new confidant
'Cause I've learned much more than I wanted
Like a child in the deep end of the pool
I try to help you out and you pull me in with you
And all this diving's got me bored
'Cause I don't get much allowance doing your chores
Go and find yourself a brand-new confidant
'Cause I've learned much more than I wanted
You've got a special way
Of ruining my day
And I've heard all you have to say
Go and find yourself a brand-new confidant
'Cause I've learned much more than I wanted