Master Blender - Edge of Starvation Lyrics

Here on the moon with the cupboards bare
We stumbled upon a creature rare
The Fluffagon, oh, so fluffy and fat
We thought it might make a good space cat
But as our stomachs began to growl
We looked at each other with a towel
"Sorry, dear Fluff, but here's the twist
You're moving from pet to our dinner list"
Oh Fluffagon, with your fur so lush
In the silence of space, you made us gush
But survival calls with a stronger plea
From beloved pet to recipe
Oh Fluffagon, our Fluffagon
We adored you so, until our food was gone
Your eyes so wide as we prepped the spice
We swear next time, we'll think twice
With a sniffle and a tear we set the table
Feeling as guilty as we were able
But oh, the aroma, oh, the taste
It seems your fluff did not go to waste
Luna sighed, "It's you we'll miss
But truth be told, you're quite delish"
Eddy added, with a grin not so meek
"Better you than us, 'cause we'd be bleak"
To Fluffagon, we raise our glass
You brought us joy and then, alas
In the cosmic dance of fork and knife
You found your way into our afterlife
Oh Fluffagon, sweet Fluffagon
In the stew you shine, your legacy lives on
It's a wild universe, and we must eat
But you, dear Fluffy, were a treat
Oh Fluffagon, our Fluffagon
We adored you so, until our food was gone
Your eyes so wide as we prepped the spice
We swear next time, we'll think twice
And so we learn, in the stars above
Sometimes you eat what you love
In space, no one can hear your dinner scream
But Fluffagon, you were a dream