Wasted too much time in bars
Lost dignity in the back of cars
All falls down like a house of cards
An I'm not surprised
Is this the only stool that creeks
An I was trying to be ho so discreet
Scrap heaped with the broken and deep
An I'm not surprised
My mind is clear but my legs don't care
My homing beacon is calling me there
It's another drink or the taxi fair
An there's no surprise
Think I've time for another beer
Then I'll find my way out of hear
But I think I'm finding another gear
An I'm not surprised
So lets stop all this negativity
Get off the floor and go home for tea
Some of my legs won't carry me
An I'm not surprised
My mind is clear but my legs don't care
My homing beacon is calling me there
It's another drink or the taxi fair
An there's no surprise
No there's no surprises there
My mind is clear but my legs don't care
My homing beacon is calling me there
It's another drink or the taxi fair
An there's no surprise