MatGFisher - When I came home you had been gone Lyrics

When I came home,
You had been gone,
Left all lights on,
Oh, come on!
You left me here with socks unpaired,
Toothpaste gone, you never cared.
You took the toaster, left the bread,
Couldn't you have taken the old milk instead?
You took the table, left the chairs,
Have to put my plate now on the stairs!
When I came home,
You had been gone,
Left all lights on,
Oh, come on!
You packed the mugs but left the tea,
Now it's all cold, just like me.
You took the fork, left the spoon,
Don't want to eat soup now every noon!
You left the keys, but took the car,
Now who'll drive me to the bar?
You took the best, left the rest,
Only because I have messed!
When I came home,
You had been gone,
Left all lights on,
Oh, come on!
You took the lock, left the key,
Now who'll guard what's left of me?
You took the towels, left the rack,
Now who'll dry my soggy back?
You took the blinds, left the light,
Now who'll dim my room at night?
When I came home,
You had been gone,
Left all lights on,
Oh, come on!
You took the TV, left the remote,
Now who'll keep me from getting bored?
You took the sheets, left the bed,
Now who'll warm my sleepy head?
You took the dog, yeah, he was yours,
But he wanted to stay with me, I am sure!
So here I am with laundry piled,
Missing you, but just a mild.
Next time you go, take the trash,
And maybe leave some extra cash.