Make sure you grab your pad and pen
Won't get a scoop like this again
The master of a metal tube
Has cordially invited you
We're going down in the channel
Down in my sub
Down for forever unless we run out of grub
Down till you love me
Down till you die
Down for forever I don't care how much you cry
I've climbed big mountains from the face
I shot my rocket into space
There's not much more for me to do
Except try to impress you
I'm going down in the channel
Down in my sub
Down for forever unless we run out of grub
Down till you love me
Down till you die
Down for forever I don't care how much you cry
Why's it gotta be so heavy
I can't get this ballast closed
I'll hold it open sure as my head's above the water
But this scuttled ship won't be where i'm disposed
I had to leave without you
Can't say I'm proud to be alive
If I had known this was our last trip together
I would have hired someone else to drive
We went down in the channel
Down in my sub
Down for forever until we run out of grub
Down for forever
Down till you died
Down till you love me I don't care how much you cry
Down till you love me
Down till you die
Down for forever I don't care how much you cry
Down for forever
Down till you died
Down for forever
I don't care how much you cry