Fold up all the forests put them by the door
There's just no use for them anymore
Recycling will come today
To take them all away
Dismantle all the mountains
Leave them by the road
The rubbish men
Will come for them tomorrow
I always thought that we would stay
But the years have flown away
Though we might choke on the antidote
They say that there is just no other way
I've given the oceans to a local charity
They said they will raffle them off immediately
It's kind of strange I'm a little sad
To pack all these things away
I'm reassured the brochure says
The future is so much brighter where we will stay
Don't forget to cancel the oxygen contract and supply
And switch off the sunlight at the mains
I'm told theres still some hope if we leave straight away
I must admit I'm excited to see this new world they have made
This kind of care will cost us everything
Every penny we have saved
Though we might choke on the antidote
They say that there is just no other way
No other way
No other way
No other way