She's looking kinda lonely
Sitting at the bar alone
Just waiting for my homies
I'm just scrolling through my phone
Guess that I could drink a bit
Try and build some confidence
She might even be into it
But if I was
Brad Pitt
She'd be coming up to me
It'd be so easy
Everything I ever
Wanted in my hands
I'd have the whole world on demand
Man I wouldn't have to do shit
If I was Brad Pitt
If I was Brad Pitt
My boss is looking happy
Hoping that I get that raise
Cause I've been going over
What I'm gonna say for days
Guess that I could drink a bit
Try and build some confidence
She might even be into it
But if I was
Brad Pitt
She'd be coming up to me
It'd be so easy
Everything I ever
Wanted in my hands
I'd have the whole world on demand
Man I wouldn't have to do shit
If I was Brad Pitt
If I was Brad Pitt
It wouldn't be bad
If I was Brad
I'd never be last pick
If I was Brad Pitt
Everyone would love me
It'd be so easy
I'd have everything I've ever
Wanted in my hands
I'd have the whole world on demand
Man I wouldn't have to do shit
Yeah It'd be so f*cking sick
If I was Brad Pitt
If I was Brad Pitt
I wish I was Brad Pitt
Damn, That'd be nice