Let me tell ye a story,
It's short but it's true.
It's 'bout a girl and her husband,
Oh, and his nephew too.
Star-crossed lovers... nothing new.
Now it's no fairy tale,
Full of betrayal and blood.
There's hangings and killings
... and chopping wood
But let's be honest...
That's what makes it good!
So strap in your seats,
And hold onto your skin.
We're ready to go,
So, I guess, let's begin.