Matthew's sittin' in the corner of the pub
Touchin' his pork, he's wanting some new grub
His girlfriend Liz, she's got a vegan taco
It's the tastiest thing he's ever known (mmm mmm)
He's a simple man, with a simple plan
He'll do anything for her, she don't even understand
He'll climb mountains, swim across the sea
Just to get a taste of Liz's vegan taco (oh-oh-oh)
Oh, Matthew loves his Liz,
And her tasty vegan taco is the biz
Wrappin' it up in a corn tortilla
Oh, it's true love, that you can't beat, oh yeah
Matthew's a meat lover, oh it's true
But ever since he saw Liz's vegan taco, he knew
He'd give up bacon, and a healthy man-sized sausage too (ooh-yeah)
Just to chew on Liz's vegan taco, he wants to be the sauce, it's true (ooh-yeah)
Just to chew on Liz's vegan taco, he wants to be the sauce, it's true (ooh-yeah)
He used to savour every bite of juicy beef
But now he dreams of corn tortillas, it's beyond belief
The way that Liz prepares her vegan feast (ooh-yeah)
Matthew's cravings have shifted, his tastebuds unleashed (ooh-yeah)
Oh, Matthew loves his Liz,
And her tasty vegan taco is the biz
Wrappin' it up in a corn tortilla
Oh, it's true love, that you can't beat, oh yeah