Max Charles - Bail (feat. Jack Purdon) Lyrics

You're a teenager
You always dream of her
She's so perfect in your eyes
That it makes them glaze over
You've never dated before
You've never been this infatuated before
All you want to do is walk with her
All you need to do is talk with her
Seriously, all you need to do is talk to her
Just open your mouth and make words

But Max, I don't know what to say!
What if I screw up and she like judges me or something?

Are you kidding? She's a human being!
Just like don't mention her weight

Oh okay... that seems easy

Now let's chuck you in the deep end
Hope you don't get queasy
Look she's right over there
And she's sitting all alone, run!
Go flirt with her and score a home run!

Hey
Oh, hey

I... uh... like your arms
They're really skinny

Bail

What are you doing?
We had one goddamn rule!
Just don't mention her weight
And everything will be cool!
This convo is a lost cause
It's time to get out because
You're digging your own grave
Lucky I am here to save

Uh hey man, we gotta go like right now
To your d-doctor's appointment!
Oh... why are you going to the doctors?
Oh it's just a check-up

I HAVE AIDS

Oh my god
Back to the drawing board then
You know you've got me assured that
That there's nothing in that head of yours
But empty space
I mean you literally just told her you have AIDS
And you don't
Like why would you tell someone you have AIDS if you don't?

I don't know man it just kinda came out
It probably didn't help that I shouted

No, it didn't, and now it's time for round 2
This time round what aren't you going to do?

Mention her weight
I said what aren't you going to do?
Mention her weight

Don't mention her weight, that's great!
Now don't act rash, just act cas
Make small talk!
And- are you even listening?

Look she's right over there and I swear to god she is glistening
Just go
Hey...
Oh hey! How was your appointment?
Oh it was... um... revealing. Just for the record I don't actually have AIDS
Oh yeah, I figured you were just joking
Make small talk!
Uh... Do you?
Bail

Listen up fam if you want to be sweet
Don't go asking girls if they have a terminal disease
This convo is a lost cause
It's time to get out because
You're digging your own grave
Lucky I am here to save

Dude the principal just asked to see you
Oh what did you do? I like a bad boy
Oh it must be about how I got caught farting in his tea cup

Why would you say that you absolute simpleton?
I tell you everything I know
And you're still just guessin'
How 'bout I give the reins to Jack
And let him teach you a lesson

Buckle up kid, this is your final chance
She's been looking over here like she's in some sort of trance

Uh... hi. There's something I've been meaning to ask you...
Really? There's something I've been meaning to ask you too!
Oh, you go first then
Well I was just wondering... what's your friend's name? He's really cute
My - my friend?
Oh this is quite the predicament

You know what it's time for you to back off
It's nothing personal she's just really really hot
This whole thing is a lost cause
It's time to get out because
You've already dug your own grave
Lucky I am here to snake