It was a Thursday morn and we had a double free
So we went down to Coles and bought some Spanish Hot Salami
It tasted nice I really liked the spice, woah-oh
Unfortunately the salami was way overpriced, hum no
It's so expensive
It's like twenty bucks a kilo
It's so expensive
I don't have a job you know
I went to the manager, it made no sense
Why isn't it cheap? Drinks cost like 75 cents
He looked confused upon seeing my frown, woah-oh
All he said 'down, down, prices are down'
It's so expensive
Are the flybuys points worth it?
It's so expensive
Yeah, I'll take 100g of it