Maxton Santos - Bar Song (I'm Upset) Lyrics

If you're in need, I'll gladly lend an ear
As long as you only ask me once a year
If you're in love, don't call me up
But if I'm sad, I'll need you up front
Headfirst for me

I'm so alone, I push everyone out
Not too far, though, they return when I shout
If you're in love, you need advice
And if I'm sad, give me your life
Show me it's mine

I like to threaten you just to be next to you more
It's a guarantee that you'd never, ever leave
But if my death wouldn't worry you straight to the core
I could just find a thing that you would not ignore

Surely my sins could be left at the door?
Surely you recognize i'm not a bore?
If you're in love, why not with me?
And if I'm sad, you know where I'll be
You know where I'll be

It's not a problem, I'm sure I'm absolved anyway
I think you have an issue with self-destruction
None of my stories of mishaps and worries come as a surprise to your unflinching eyes
I'm upset

It's not a problem, I'm sure I'm absolved anyway
I think you have an issue with self-destruction
It's not a problem, I'm sure I'm absolved anyway
I think you have an issue with self-destruction

None of my stories of mishaps and worries come as a surprise to your unflinching eyes
I'm upset

I'm upset
(Fopsterlakizasko! Schlorbitaziski! Klingenschlingeraberbaber! Ah, yakniliasuiki schlieben fleeb ich hach jurgeflachtugen! Pilcinderaldetide! Ah, schloniki)
I'm upset
(You know, I just think it's mighty funny that they're gonna make us PAY for some vaccine that's gonna be mandatory, it's gonna be a MANDATORY vaccine, it's gonna be a mandatory vaccine and yet they're gonna make us pay for it, that doesn't seem right to me)
I'm upset
(I KNOW I ordered a large, so when I get get handed a total of, like, twenty fries, it seems a little f*cking slighting to me! Don't you think, don't you think that's f*cking ridiculous, you MORON?)
I'm upset
(I could not believe the sheer AUDACITY, I swear to God, this blue Subaru just pulled right in front of me, right in front of me, it was so unsafe, like, there was a red light and everything, I couldn't believe it!)
I'm upset
(Would you believe this f*ckin' thing? Less than a week - I restring it, it f*ckin' breaks. I'm at wit's end here! I don't know what the f*ck else I can do to this shit. It's f*ckin' ridiculous, it's absurd!)
I'm upset