I swear to God I'm gonna slit some f*cking throat
If I hear "Aw shit, you're under twenty-one huh?" one more time
Tell me why why why why why
Why was I born in 2003
All these things I can't go to are haunting me
I just wanna lie down for a year and sleep
I wish I was f*cking twenty-one
'Cause I just wanna party all night long
My fake f*cking sucks
My friends are getting drunk
They invite me along but damn it, I can't come
I wish I was f*cking twenty-one
They said, we got you a seat at the Peppermint
You're on at the Avalon, baby let's go to Skyline
Yeah, I wanna rave, I wanna sing
I wanna dance, I wanna drink but f*ck me, I'm nineteen
Too scared to risk it
I wish I could bend the rules but I'm not that well-connected
Tryna be young and reckless
But one look at my card and forget it
I wish I was f*cking twenty-one
'Cause I just wanna party all night long
My fake f*cking sucks
My friends are getting drunk
They invite me along but damn it, I can't come
I wish I was f*cking twenty-one
This isn't how I wanted to spend the last of my teenage years
I'm too poor for loopholes and too scared I won't get cleared
This isn't how I wanted to spend the last of my teenage years
I'm too poor for loopholes and too scared I won't get cleared
I wish I was f*cking twenty-one
'Cause I just wanna party all night long
My fake f*cking sucks
My friends are getting drunk
They invite me along but damn it, I can't come
I wish I was f*cking twenty-one