MC ASH - Unicorn Lyrics

And All my friends, they don't understand, (but they talk about it)
Just jealous! they cant braid their hair in your mane in that field over there
Now in your stable im not able to hold these positions I once did
When I was young before the kids

You've been horny all your life
I've been a bottom all of mine
Why don't we cast these doubts aside?!
And be together if only one night
And be together
And be together till the end of time

I've got a need for this magical steed and it is mine
The rumors are true, its true love and you must keep it tight
I question my progeny and ask: you want to call them mommy?
Just dont ask us to cook or clean, we live to serve each others bodies,

You've been horny all your life
I've been a bottom all of mine
Why don't we cast these doubts aside?!
And be together till the end of time

Whoa, how I long to be under the trampling of your feet, in this illogical plain
Where we can focus on the pain
I came, conceptually. it was so hard to breathe

You are so much more than a unicorn looking to score
Keeping time inside a world that doesn't want you anymore
I'm so lost without you

You've been horny all your life
I've been a bottom all of mine
Why don't we cast these doubts aside?!
And be together till the end of time