MC Conkie Tonk - The Creep Beat Lyrics

It's six in the morning and the house is still asleep
Slide out from under covers
Glide my slippers on my feet
Tip toe past the row of school photos staring me
And the ones of my in laws
Disapproving quietly
Quick turn out the hall
Half a trot down the stairs
Dodge a mine field of legos, dirty clothes, and teddy bears
Navigate my way through to get to what I gotta do,
At the bottom of the stairs, goddammit dog poo
Consider leaving it,
Because I only need a minute,
But then what gonna happen if
Someone step up in it
Pick it up with toilet paper
It's soft n' wet n' hot n' gross
But I'm a man on a mission
Scrub my hands with dial soap
Make my way into the office
Switch my mac to private mode
In two just minutes time
Yeah I'll be blowing load
But now the dogs are barking hear the stomping of some feet
Now whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do,
With the creep beat
The Creep Beat

I said f*ck it, gonna do it
They probably think I'm taking a shit
An I can get it done before anyone come in
Go into photo folder find the one that's labeled wife
Most fellas don't be doing that
But my wife's hella fine
Click the the favorite link and
Pop up pictures of her ass
Should I use the one of her in her thong
Or the one bent over in a dress
Now I got myself a target
An I got myself a gun
It ain't no bolt, no it pump action, loaded up for fun
Get my rhythm rockin
Gotta keep myself discreet
But the focus broke
Joke of a stroke
Kids calling on me
Should I speed it up or call it quits
Attack it or retreat
Now whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
With the creep beat
The Creep Beat
The Creep Beat
The Creep Beat