M.C. Spice the Legend - Crazy Church Chick Lyrics

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick

True story, chicken cacciatore
Hot dish, hot off the presses, dig this
Took her for her word, said she a believer
Singin' on the choir, little did I know, the ether
Was pumpin' in my veins on the low-low
Word to Ron Devoe, yo
Shoulda cut her like an afro
Went past go, playin' ghetto monopoly
Went fast, slow
Mid-tempo all sloppily
Now I got the choir girl preggo
She sayin' she don't want it, wanna leggo the eggo
I'm like yoooo
How ya do that there
Talkin' 'bout you a believer
And your crew back there
At ya mama house eggin' ya on
I been a pawn
In your game
Wish I never came
Oops, baby born
I'm a daddy, now
Whippin' the BM, not the Caddy now
Baby in the backseat
Me, I'm in the trap seat

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick

Part two of this
Story as the plot
Thickens
Killer po-popo in my kitchen
Redneck bluecoats
Down my throat
Questionin' if I smacked her
Asked her
Same in the livin' room
Church chick choked
Spoke
Told 'em I did it
That's all she wrote
As she passed me
Killer cops asked me
Pack up
Find another spot to go shack up
Bounced, and I never looked back
Lost the B-M
Whips come a dime a dozen
Mercedes B, and
Zipped to the probate
I wanna see my daughter
Your honor
But yo, she busy causin' drama
Granted
But dammit
The gamot, she ran it
Bout this, that, the other
My daughter and her brother
Droppin' lies in the court, man dam
Here we go again with the devil's flim-flam

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick

Bearin' false witness in the court
Guilty
Tryin' to get them redneck blue coats to kill me
And my people say pray for the chick
Picture me prayin' for the devil
Man, quit
Rat-a-tat
Pig at my door
Ya been served
Here's a restraining order
Your ex and your daughter
I'm like what
Visitation strapped
Kid brainwashed
Might as well park this wrecked train in the train yard
God don't be likin' ugly, yo
Heard it from a friend
Chick went berserk in the end
Ended up admitted in the ward
Went psycho
Like that biblical chick with the never-endin' cycle
No more bozack
Now she on the Prozac
Talkin' to the wall
Walkin' backwards and all
With her head shaved bald
From yourself, ya can't run
Tried to sick them demons on me
Me cyan dun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That girl is crazy
I admit it
I did it
I fell for the worst chick
A crazy church chick
The devil go to church, too
I promise ya, slick
Don't get yourself caught up with no crazy church chick