The MC Type & Pen Pointz - Being Happy is Stupid Lyrics

Cold stoned
Eating Cold Stone ice cream
With Stone Cold Steve Austin
Dropping in my Visine
Pop your high beams
Like lightening bugs
I confess to giving old priests
Some frightening hugs
I'm biting my tongue
Cause I'm afraid of cancel culture
Like there's a chance
I'll get infected with this cancer
Grosser things have happened when I'm rapping
But this ship don't have a captain
If Rick James talked shit to me
I would've slapped him
Cocaine is a helluva drug
And I'm one propane tank away from firing up
So fire it up
There's not enough office space, they're firing us
Dragon breathe fire intake
I like my seltzer like I like my dick
Hard, spiked, long, thicc
I'm sick with the raps but do skip the daps
Cause I contracted Covid and I don't wash my hands
Happy
Na I ain't happy dog
I ain't happy
That's why I'm rapping y'all
Happy
It's something that you must fake
I ain't happy
With single every drug that you take
Happy
Yeah it's so damn elusive
I ain't happy
I don't even know how to do it
Happy
Na I ain't f*cken happy
I ain't happy
I think I might be chasing it backwards
I'm shooting crackers inside of a Cracker Barrel
If Karen wants the manager she needs to ask for Carol
This plastic's sterile and my asshole's feral
Aerosol casserole, attacked by peril
I'm stacking snacks in the back on racks
My punchlines melt faces when the track's on wax
Burn it down
What these clowns are earning now
Is a balloon toy poodle that I pooped in
BLOA
Wowee! I'm off to Maui
For a Mai Tai blended with mahi mahi
My walkie talkie is stocked with moxie
I'm about to blow up so watch your proxy
I'm packing laser beams in case my dreams
Of making cream get erased by paper streams
When Uncle Sam has faked the means
I'll be proud I wasn't born like this
It's Maybelline
Happy
Na I ain't happy dog
I ain't happy
That's why I'm rapping y'all
Happy
It's something that you must fake
I ain't happy
With single every drug that you take
Happy
Yeah it's so damn elusive
I ain't happy
I don't even know how to do it
Happy
Na I ain't f*cken happy
I ain't happy
I think I might be chasing it backwards
I put a Pop Tart in the top part of my Warhol pop art
Cause I'm not smart
My fans gas me up like I got farts
And those kinda lies just might stop my heart
Here's a Groupon for your crew to get pooed on
I'm not someone to do wrong like casting white chicks in Mulan
Checkout my washboard abs
I got the same physique a crack whore has
I think Ben Shapiro might be my hero
Cause he f*cks his sister, let's make it clear tho
Now that you read the brochure
Are you so sure, bro
Do you know fa sho
What the show's fo
It's all smoke and mirrors
I'm dope fiend zero
With no hope to get my messy life cleared up
And I don't really care what it takes
If I meet a slut, chef believe I'mma beat those cakes
Happy
Na I ain't happy dog
I ain't happy
That's why I'm rapping y'all
Happy
It's something that you must fake
I ain't happy
With single every drug that you take
Happy
Yeah it's so damn elusive
I ain't happy
I don't even know how to do it
Happy
Na I ain't f*cken happy
I ain't happy
I think I might be chasing it backwards