MC Zappa - Video Dames Lyrics

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How much I love Video Dames ain't hard to say

But what is a Video Dame? A girl that games
Hair curled or straight; they make the world so great

Since no one has discussed this, I'm gonna bust this
A fly-ass Video Dame is who I must kiss

An otaku is so fly, cute
Find one to watch Naruto with, I hope I do

Sexy; hotness unreasonable
Cute face and the body is pleasingly full

But it's much deeper than just tits and chest
The girl I'm with's gotta have much intellect

So many mentally lame, as if they're missin' a brain
But this would never happen wit' a Video Dame

A sapiosexual from way back
Master of the game of love; I'm gonna play that

Some call 'em geeks; some call 'em nerds
But it's all a game, so freak what you heard; I'm a...

(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)
(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)
(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)
(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)

Are you a finger on a button? Cuz you turn me on
Yo, on and on 'til the break of dawn

Then the sun will rise, in your wonderful eyes
And your kiss is sweeter than honey and lies

Video Dames might be nerds, but f*ck wit' one
And there'll be fightin' words

You see, Video Dames don't always shower enough
Cuz they're steady collectin' them powerups

I don't want a woman that's kind and just
No; I want a woman that'll grind and cuss

Buildin' up levels on the RPG
She ain't a damsel in distress, no; hard she be

She don't let nothin' stop her; no one can top her
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, get to the chopper

The combination is cute and lethal
You gotta be good if you wanna beat one

The ass is flawless; I'm glad I saw this
I love a girl who is so sassy; lawless

If I gotta be out here in the cold-ass world
I'd rather do it with a bold-ass girl

I'll scrap and battle, so she won't have to
I'm stuck on Video Dames like a tattoo, a...

(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)
(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)
(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)
(Bad B-boy made for the B-girls!)
(Gettin' wit Video Dames and ladies)