Have you ever seen
Someone so bad, rude and mean
He's like a broken machine
A player on the world scene
Wait
There is more
He's not the only one
Who does the ban
And not the tan
Under the sun
Just like twin sons
Like two close bones
There are two cons
Two of a kind
And never kind
Making you blind
Blowing your mind
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
The whole world can see
Through the looking glass
Their mouth like a crevasse
Spitting lies and threats
As bad as it gets
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
The hornet and the drone bee
Big brother
Is a Godless gun lover
Little brother
Is a yellow puff adder
Not so bright, rather clever
And dangerous forever
They are not stupid, but mean
Their mind is never clean
Their heart is not in place
Nothing to do with the grace
They are not the first
They are not the worst
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
The hornet and the drone bee
The two pretty old blonde brothers
They often play with each other
They get played by their father
And in cunning ways nonetheless
Daddy who shows off his naked chest
It's however a game of chess
For everybody, all the rest
One should care more, not less
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
The whole world can see
Through the looking glass
Their mouth like a crevasse
Spitting lies and threats
As bad as it gets
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
The hornet and the drone bee
Big brother
Is a Godless gun lover
Little brother
Is a yellow puff adder
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
The hornet and the drone bee
Fly away
Let us be free
Forever ever happy