Meet the Seavers - The Toymakers of Hades Lyrics

You know you've not been good
And done the things you've should
Your conscience hard as wood
A nasty reputation in your neighborhood
I understand the plight
You face on Christmas night
I'm here to set things right
And give you all the naughty things that you delight

So give Santa the shove
He won't show any love
Just ask Beelzebub
That's my name
I deliver the things
He's unwilling to bring
All tied up with a string
Hellish made
I'm the Toymaker of Hades

If you're a misanthrope
Who's morals have been broke
You're just my kind of folk
Who's not afraid to gamble, drink or swear or smoke
I'll give a gift to you
And fill your stocking too
Believe me, it's all true
Cause I appreciate the evil things you do

So give Santa the shove
He won't show any love
Just ask Beelzebub
That's my name
I deliver the things
He's unwilling to bring
All tied up with a string
Hellish made
I'm the Toymaker of Hades
Hades
Hades

When the world first began
One woman and a man
I helped them understand
That they could have a lot fun if they were damned
So now I am employed
Distributing the toys
To all bad girls and boys
I'm the Mephistopheles of yuletide joy

So give Santa the shove
He won't show any love
Just ask Beelzebub
That's my name
I deliver the things
He's unwilling to bring
All tied up with a string
Hellish made
I'm the Toymaker of Hades