Woman in the forest
Crazy cat lady
Spouse was a florist
Had no babies
Her name was Doris
She was kinda shady
His was Boris
Both died at eighty
Funny how life treats us sometimes
What about life and its confines
How about life we always grieve in this life
It's getting harder and harder to breathe
When they were twenty
Happy as can be
Stole lots of money
Every clerk would plea
Thought it was so funny (haha)
When they were on their knees
They were very lucky
Cause they always got out scot-free
Funny how life treats us sometimes
What about life and its confines
How about life we always grieve in this life
It's getting harder and harder to breathe
Funny how life treats us sometimes
What about life and its confines
How about life we always grieve in this life
It's getting harder and harder to breathe