You go to your wife and you say "what's shakin?"
And she says "oh, I'm just makin' bacon"
You say, "oh, can I have some?"
She says "sure, its made of your son's tum"
The man then says "Honey, I don't know what you mean"
Then she says, "Well, I wasn't going to make bacon out of spleen"
Then he says, "Is that meat made out of our son?"
She replies, "Yes, making it was quite fun"
He says, "Hey, where is our daughter?"
She says, "Oh, i put her to the slaughter"
He asks curiously, "What about pops?"
She says, "I got an ax and made his head go drops"
Then the man decides to run
His wife shoots him with a gun
But don't worry, hes not dead
She wasn't aiming for the head
She shot him in the knee so he couldn't run
Cause cutting alive's a ton more fun
She got out the butcher knife and came pretty close
And said, "First I'll cut off your toes"
And here's a fact that man knows
His wife doesnt make empty threats
She takes a knife and starts skinning his belly
She puts it in her freezer next to her fat jelly
She realized he's screaming quite loud
And then she feels quite proud
But now she knows she needs to muffled this jock
So down his throat is shoved a sock
She takes her meat masher and goes for the thigh
And then she takes a spoon and takes out his eye
She thinks he might be hungry, so I should feed him
Now don't fear, this stories pretty grim
She looks in the fridge and takes eyeballs from her family
Puts them in a soup and looks at the glorious sight to see
She walks to her husband and asks, why aren't you saying feed me?
What, did you want a side of tea?
She sees his face of displeasures
And there's a simple fate that she can measure
She says if you don't want to eat my soup you don't have to
Then right under his face, pours the stew
She decides he no longer needs to live
And for a treat to herself she'll give
She grabs a different knife and stabs him in the chest
She pulls out his heart and cooks it to taste the best