Escaped from Jailbait Island and I am barely alive
A ship on the horizon, my last chance to survive
Fled towards the shoreline to get away
Closing in on me I couldn't stay
Jumped into the gulf started to swim
My chances of survival were very slim
Swimming fast, with no plan how to get out of this
Started to sink, but narwhals saved me from the abyss
Dolphins being annoying, the Kraken came out to play
Convinced the beast I wasn't as tasty to eat, as the dolphins from this bay
Escaped from Jailbait Island and I am barely alive
A ship on the horizon, my last chance to survive
The ocean with all its might, can not stop me I will arrive
No matter what I'll have to face, I'll sail away from this place
Dropped on an island of marine debris
With help of the narwhals I chopped a piece free
Started to sail towards the north
The high waves rocked me back and forth
Fighting against the elements, the creatures of the sea
The ocean challenging every move, on killing the dolphins it didn't agree
Cyclopses, Nessie, sharks with lasers, all on the attack
Slaughtered them all, beaten and broken I ascend to the deck
Escaped from Jailbait Island and I am barely alive
A ship with feminist pirates, no chance to survive
No man is allowed to see, nor tolerated to be free
Chained me up into a cage, to spend the rest of my days here