Tonight it's time to lose control
Surrendering with heart and soul
Every drink lost in a black hole
Over the floor you will roll
Got told no need to bring more
Enough is in place to last till four
After a few hours I heard a roar
Look for booze in the drawer
Gods of booze
Don't make me lose
The alcohol in my cup
There are no more shots
I start seeing spots
Don't let me sober up
Please don't be cruel
I'm not the fool
Who deserves your wrath by rule
A search began through the house
No drop of liquor was found
Everyone started to rouse
The guilty host they surround
Only a retard can't predict
How much booze must be picked
To entertain the drinking addicts
So no draught can constrict
Gods of booze
Don't make me lose
The alcohol in my cup
There are no more shots
I start seeing spots
Don't let me sober up
The morale of this story is very clear
When going to a party bring your own beer
Please don't be cruel
I am not the fool
Who deserves your wrath by rule
Gods of booze
Don't make me lose
The alcohol in my cup
There are no more shots
I start seeing spots
Don't let me sober up
B.Y.O.B.
Bring your own beer
B.Y.O.B.
Bring your own booze