'Twas a day of reckoning, the banners raised high
The townsfolk gathered 'neath the morning sky
The gates of the marketplace opened at dawn
And we stormed forth, our swords freshly drawn
Shields clashing, boots thundering through the aisles
Blades of bargains gleaming, warriors full of guile
In this arena of goods, there would be no fail
For we fight for glory in the summer sale
Oh, the Battle of the Summer Sale
Where warriors clash and the best prevail
With swords in hand and hearts on fire
We'll claim our loot and not retire
Oh, seize that helmet, don't let it fall
For honor in the shopping hall
Old Lady Wilson, swift as a hawk
With her staff of silver, claimed a mighty frock
Young Sir Johnny, with his leather boots so light
Charged through the crowd to snatch treasures in sight
Then a knight on a steed, his lance aimed true
Rode through the fray for a kettle, brand new
With a roar, he swung, took a goblet of gold
As the marketplace echoed, a tale to be told
Cloaks were torn, and wares scattered 'round
Bargains were jewels that could never be found
But we fought for fortune, strong in our quest
In this battle, no knight could rest
Oh, the Battle of the Summer Sale
Where warriors clash and the best prevail
With swords in hand and hearts on fire
We'll claim our loot and not retire
Oh, seize that helmet, don't let it fall
For honor in the shopping hall
For honor in the shopping hall
The Blacksmith fought fiercely for a golden chair
While a Squire and his father dueled in mid-air
Younglings on steeds, swinging tunics for fun
As I stood 'gainst a baron, my battle begun
Then came the herald's cry, "HALF PRICE FOR ALL!!"
Warriors charged forth, answering the call
I leapt on a table, my sword held high
With a cart full of spoils, ready to fly
As the dust settled down, we all took a knee
Victors of the sale, proud as we could be
With chests full of treasures, we stood in our place
Having triumphed in the battle, with valor and grace
Oh, the Battle of the Summer Sale,
Where warriors clash and the best prevail
With swords in hand and hearts on fire
We'll claim our loot and not retire
Oh, seize that helmet, don't let it fall
For honor in the shopping hall
For honor in the shopping hall
For honor in the shopping hall
For honor in the shopping hall