Metaphotic - Jonny's Been Chillin' At The Fair Lyrics

Oh Dear! What can the matter be?
Oh Dear! What can the matter be?
Oh Dear! What can the matter be?
Jonny's so long at the fair
Well, let me spill the tea on Jonny for you
So he like went to cop you this lit bobble-head
Like what you could flex up on your tidy dashboard
But then he went and spotted this total hottie
She was like so cute, a real meat grinder
And totally blue crushing on your Jonny
So like, why you gotta blame him?
You know how sketchy he is, right?
He just needs more time to turn up
'Cause Jonny's been chillin' at the fair
For, like, ever
Well, now here's the brutal scoop on Jonny
So he like went to cop you those lit posies
Like some bloomers to toss in a hand basket
But then he peeped this adorable ginger
She had like mad curls with sick blue ribbons
And slaying Jonny with her nine iron
So like, why you gotta control him?
You know that'll never work, right?
He just needs him some breathing room
'Cause Jonny's been chillin' at the fair
For, like, ever
Those other guys you'd hypnotize
But that never worked on Jonny
Deep in his eyes were empty lies
Where you saw shining dreams
Though Cupid's aim can spark the flame
True love won't bring back Jonny
Rapt arrows missed the one you kissed
And there's no more fate can twist
Well, I deadass think you should back off of Jonny
See, he's such a mood, like woah, a real horror show
Like a time bomb in a full-blooded movie theater
But then the squad gets he's a total snack
Out there lit and ghostin' like a Queen killer
And leavin' a path of shattered feels
So like, when you gonna learn kitty?
You know he's never glowin' up, right?
He's got nine lives and they're all over you
'Cause Jonny's been chillin' at the fair
For, like, ever
Oh no! What's the tea Sis?
Oh no! What's the tea Sis?
Oh no! What's the tea Sis?
Jonny's been chillin' at the fair