She goes from a "D" to a little "C" cup
Holds her brains in the bottom of a tea cup
What was she thinking of?
What was she thinking of?
If any press is good then this couldn't get better
We love the news in a skin-tight sweater
Everyone agrees: she needs a chaperone
Tell you what she loves: she loves silicone!
They feel better, they taste the same
Such a fool, why would she minimize?
Almost real, no need to fantasize
They look so nice they could take an eye out
Let me hear you scream, let me hear you shout
They feel better, they taste the same
Have you seen the video?
Now they feel better, they taste the same
Pam feels better, but do they taste the same?