Hey you, get in the queue
Go to the end of the line
Hey you, nothin to do
I was here first, she's mine
Hey man, get in your van
Hit reverse and back down
Hey man, you're not in the plan
Better not stick around
Oh oh honey, you look so good
Oh oh honey, you look so fine
Oh oh honey, do you live in the neighbourhood
Oh sweet moma gonna make you mine
Hey Bill, you're run of the mill
She don't ask you to dance
Hey Bill, I went for the kill
You didn't stand a chance
Hey Stu, you didn't pull through
She didn't come to your bed
Hey Stu, she's not for you
She got into mine instead
Oh oh honey, you look so good
Oh oh honey, you look so fine
Oh oh honey, do you live in the neighbourhood
Oh sweet moma gonna make you mine
Hey Dave get back in your cave
Take a back seat, it's done
Hey Dave, you're on the wrong wave
Aint gonna be a re-run
Hey Chris, you're taking the piss
She's not coming for you
Hey Chris, give it a miss
Go find someone new
Oh oh honey, you look so good
Oh oh honey, you look so fine
Oh oh honey, do you live in the neighbourhood
Oh sweet moma gonna make you mine