Sit still
With no room
I'd never thought I'd be so far away
From a kid's meal
And cold juice
No I'd never thought I'd be so far away
I'd never thought I'd be so far away...
Oh I hate to say goodbye
You're here and then your...
Wrinkles on your eyes used to be laughs
Metabolism's looking kinda dicey
Are we ever gonna get back to...
The way it used to be
The way it used to be
The way it used to be
Hair upon your head wasn't pitch black
But now you're looking at some white streaks
You know it's never gonna slick back to...
The way it used to be
The way it used to be
The way...
The way...
The way
Not so fast
You've got a lot to do now
But it's not so bad you know
At least you've got a new house
Boy aren't you proud
Yeah aren't you proud
You can't complain you got a new spouse
Keeps your balls blue but she's got a cute smile
Sit still
With no room
I'd never thought I'd be so far away
From a kid's meal
And cold juice
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna fake anything
But I'm not too fond of being 26
Ohhh
Kept a secret 'til your lips cracked
Open like a door with the right key
Beat me down until my ribs crack
Oh, the way they used to bleed
The way they used to bleed
The way they used to bleed
Saw my mother lose her mind in real time
Like she's trippin' on a livestream
My father felt guilt for the first time
For the ways he used to be
The ways he used to be
The ways he used to be
The ways...
The ways...
The ways
Not so fast
You've got a lot to do now
But it's not so bad you know
At least you've got a new house
Boy aren't you proud
Yeah aren't you proud
You can't complain you got a new spouse
Keeps your balls blue but she's got a cute smile