Rodeos and racecars
Getting your dick stuck in a mason jar,
We all know that's a fun time near and far
And I love drinking and staying up late
Touching boobs on the first date,
There's something special about dirty skanks from the bar
Man, I love f*cking sluts,
Putting it right inside their butts
I like them nice and easy
And its pretty easy to please me
Just a little pussy please
And a good night of sleep
Man, I love
F*ckin' sluts
Just some dinner and a movie or two,
You said you weren't hungry past hour or two
But now you're eating my ass like I'm paying you to
Lickin', slobbin', and gobblin' it down,
Turned around and bent over now
Little red rocket going right inside your brown
Man, I love f*cking sluts,
Putting it right inside their butts
I like em nice and easy, pretty easy to please me
Just a little pussy please
And a good night of sleep
Man, I love
F*ckin' sluts
Alright, now I just need a guitar solo that'll get me laid