I am romeo, you are my juliet
To you I am Ross and to me you're Rachel
Smitten like Ted Mosby to Robin Scherbatsky
Always cliffhangers, fast forward to the last episode
We're nothing but a sitcom where we're the only audience
Drama mixed with comedy, temptations, sensations
Writing worth of a Tony, where's NPH with his musical number?
We're both feeling lonely, we're on the stage so let's bring the thunder
Each day's an episode and this one is no different
Soon I'm going to explode, I'm tired of listening to reason
The first season is ending, let us stop pretending
We shouldn't be shy, the ratings are on an all-time-high
We're nothing but a sitcom where we're the only audience
Drama mixed with comedy, temptations, sensations
Writing worth of a Tony, where's NPH with his musical number?
We're both feeling lonely, we're on the stage so let's bring the thunder
We both keep trying to cancel the show
But we both know that's not how we want it to go
Somehow, somewhere we both know
We want to fast forward to the last episode
We shouldn't be a sitcom, we deserve to be a movie
I'll be your Jack if you'll be my Rose, I promise it will end up groovy
We shouldn't be a sitcom, we deserve to be a movie
I'll be your Jack if you'll be my Rose, I promise it will end up groovy
'Cause the writing's worth of an Oscar, where's Hugh Jackman with his number?
I know that we would get far, 'cause the manuscript is written with thunder
The manuscript is written with thunder