Waterslide Video (MV)

Slippery when wet
My dad tells me to grow a set of balls
One day I was feeling really bored
Thought some summer fun sounded better than chores
So I did it, I f*cked it, I done goofed up
My mate Satin Black came over and said what's up?
I said f*ck, I'm in so much pain
Hello workers comp I need to make a claim
I'm out for six weeks
Now my summer sounds bleak
No more outside stuck in bed under the sheets
Oh for f*ck sake, I got a headache
Pump the Panadol I need all that I can take

I broke my neck on the waterslide
I broke my neck on the waterslide
You wouldn't know what it feels like
I broke my neck on the waterslide

I tried to slide into her DMs but i slid into ER
Polyethylene Rizzin' never got me very far
Can't remember what had happened up until i hit the deck
Can't even look up at the nurse because i broke my f*cking neck

I broke my neck on the waterslide
I broke my neck on the waterslide
You wouldn't know what it feels like
I broke my neck on the waterslide

Rule 34 I've seen them all
Had a slip, a fall, I better call Saul
Asset flip, the trip to the hospital cost me four million dollars
What the f*ck?
I got whiplash, seeing stars
Came as a surprise
Saw my life flash before my eyes
Feeling like a bona fide idiot
Now my neck f*cking hurts on the right side
Guess that's what i get for trying to ride the slide

I tried to have fun one Summer
Now I'm in court trying to sue Clark Rubber

I broke my neck on the waterslide
I broke my neck on the waterslide
You wouldn't know what it feels like
I broke my neck on the waterslide

Wait, what am I doing? Hang on