The Middlewaits - Johnny's Cat Lyrics

Yo man
Here it goes man
You kids get outta my yard right now get the hecl outta here
Hey pass that over man allright they're diddin on me man
Hit it C

Now my ears from a concert they're startin to ring
It wasn't Joe Cocker and it was not Sting
Now I'm on this earth for just one thing
And that's to rhyme and not to sing
Hey now I got one question for you
How come it's always me they're tryin to screw
Cause the police man he gives me a ticket
You know I tell em just where to stick it
When I go to 7-11 they make me stand still
Just cause I got a 20 dollah bill
So take yer Big Gulp and 3 fo dollah special
And gimme back my money cause now we're gonna wrestle

Kat Kitty Kat come back little Kitty Kat come back

Man you dissin' on John man
John doin' somethin with that cat 2:30 in the morning
I don't know what's goin on
I don't know man I just want some sleep
I got to practice my rhymes in the mornin
I know what what yer sayin
Hit it C

Now last night we went to the bowlin alley
Just scoping all the girlies and keepin a tally
Now the bossman there he kicked us out
Because he said all we do is SHOUT
Now how can I make a little bit o' money
If the food I'm servin is always runny
And the gas I'm pumpin is loaded with fumes
That make me write these jammin wrap tunes
So we took the car and we hit the road
We got halfway and we watched it explode
The mechanic's price it made me pop a vessel
So gimme back my money cause now we're gonna wrestle

Kitty Kat Kitty Kat come back to my apartment
Aw man What the hell's he doin at 3:00 in the mornin
I dunno he actin pretty strange in the middle of the night
You wanna buy some dust
Hey man it's Eli let's get dusted
Word up man
Eli be servin somethin man
Hit it C

Now we went to Tahoe and hit a casino
It wasn't Las Vegas and it was not Reno
We saw Johnny there with his Kitty Kat
He was jammin on it with his big fat bat
They though we was loaded and we got robbed
They thought Johnny was a Beastie and he got mobbed
Eli was pushin and we got dusted
But he was a cop and we got busted
They threw us in jail cause we were unlawful
There's a big fat dude just sayin Nasty Awful;
He got out his jammie and he's givin us a hassle
So gimme back my gun cause I think he wants to wrestle

Hey look at this dude get him away from me right now
You don't put that thing away I'm gonna shoot it off
Nasty Awful
Dig dig you know what I'm sayin man
He got the Crisco out I don't know what he's doin in this cell
Word up man
Let's party
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