[Strophe 1]
I slept like a pro, the morning is here,
I get out of bed, I'm feeling no fear,
My clubs are polished, shining so bright,
All stocked in my bag, they're ready to fight.
With my favorite balls and my outfit so sharp,
I'm ready to play, I'm ready to start.
[Chorus]
I'm driving strong, I'll cross that lake,
Passing by the bunker, make no mistake,
Victory is mine, I'll show my guts,
'Cause I'll make my mark with NO THREE PUTTS!
[Strophe 2]
Sun, wind or rain, there is no reason to quit,
This course is flawless, I'm loving every bit,
Surrounded by trees, with views so impressive,
The clubhouse glows, my flight is golf-obsessive.
The bunkers and ponds look so small today,
Can't faze me now, I'm here to play!
[Chorus]
I'm driving strong, I'll cross that lake,
Passing by the bunker, make no mistake,
Victory is mine, I'll show my guts,
'Cause I'll make my mark with NO THREE PUTTS!
[Strophe 3]
On the range, every shot is like gold,
The balls fly high, I'm feeling so bold.
On the putting green, it's like magic on cue,
They drop right in, no struggle to pursue.
Then I tee it up, the first hole in sight,
The flag waves me on- I'm ready to fight!
[Chorus]
I'm driving strong, I'll cross that lake,
Passing by the bunker, make no mistake,
Victory is mine, I'll show my guts,
'Cause I'll make my mark with NO THREE PUTTS!
N(o) N(otorious) THREE PUTTS!