Mike Aiken - If I Had A Boat Lyrics

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We would all together go out on the ocean
Said me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough stay single
Wouldn't want to marry some old Dale
I'd just be me and trigger, ridin' through them movies
I'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We would all together go out on the ocean
Said me upon my pony on my boat

Now the mystery masked man's smart, he got himself a Tonto
‘Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter, and one day said Kemosabe
Well kiss my ass I bought a boat and I'm goin' out to sea

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We would all together go out on the ocean
Said me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning I wouldn't wear no sneakers
Well I'd come and go where ever I would please
And I'd scare them by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We would all together go out on the ocean
Said me upon my pony on my boat

Said me upon my pony on my boat
Said me upon my pony on my boat