Mike Vitale SP - Bad Influence Lyrics

I think little kids should f*ck each other
And I tell my friends cigarettes are cool
I want thugs to steal from corporations
Hoping they get caught and go to jail
Getting buttf*cked by big fat future rappers
Who get their talent from other guy's assholes
And when he gets out of jail he'll have
"Heil Hitler" written on his chest in bold

And I'll be there, to tell his kids one thing
Your daddy needs his house burnt down
Play with matches run with scissors
Drink some boos, destroy your liver
Going broke?
F*ckin snort some coke
Piss right down your neighbors throat
Condoms suck, raw is better
You might as well be f*cking leather
People getting shot is just, it's just too funny
Too f*ckin funny, for me

Don't ask me why, I'll tell you why
I'll tell you I'm a bad influence
A corruptor of naive people's' innocence
Don't talk to me

If we were all in hell , you'd still be in church
Send me somewhere worse for believing in the earth
You can suck on my cock, you can suck on my dick
Suck on my cock, cock cock cock

If you don't like the many things I say
You can suck my dick even if you aren't gay
I'm gonna keep telling you, what's new, and cool to do
Just listen to me, this stuff is good for you

[The word "f*ck" a lot]

Smoke drugs and drop out of school
It'll be cool
Make fun of jews
Steal some liquor
Hit on some of your friends sisters
Help your parents get divorced
Make fun of Jesus
Make your teacher cry and draw dicks on the chalk board

[More really good words]

Drop acid and watch tool videos
Teach little kids to curse and break windows
Put jizz in your girlfriends roommates hairspray
Take a picture of your boner and put it on Myspace

[Come lick my motherfather couch and walls]

Commit identity theft
Pee on church steps, grab some breasts
Encourage incest , insight a riot
Put your dick on a car with people inside it
Take out your nuts, throw shit on a bus
Take your pants off in class and go steal stuff
Show people your ass
Fill the middle of the street with broken glass, it's a blast
Say shit and f*ck, throw rocks at trucks
Pee on the third rail just to test your luck

Spend some time just saying f*ck

[F*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck you get it]

Don't ask me why, I'll tell you why
I'll tell you I'm a bad influence
Corruptor of naive people's innocence
Come on, say f*ck with me

[Then for the rest of the song I never say f*ck again]