Self-Isolation Vacation Video (MV)

Well it started on a Monday with a game of squash
Don't play badminton we're not that posh
Played a couple games and we got in the Ford
Headed to the shop and oh my lord!
Little Shopping list had taken a hit
Toilet roll section wasn't looking too fit
'Cuz I have never seen a situation quite like this

Self isolation is still a vacation
Self isolation is still a vacation

Straight back home and we wash our hands
Twenty seconds later now we've got clean hands
Got a cuppa tea and discussed the scenes
"have you ever seen something so obscene?!"
Think we've got enough loo roll anyway
But we should consider buying a bidet
Well I know that some of us are having a shitty time
But do you need to go and shit all the time?
Well the system only works if we buy what we need
So don't let your arsehole turn you to greed
'Cuz I have never seen a situation quite like this

Self isolation is still a vacation
Self isolation is still a vacation

"Does anyone have any hand sanitiser?!"
"I've been waiting outside waitrose since 6:15 this morning"
"To be honest mate i think this is a government made disease"
"Absolutely outrageous!"

Self isolation is still a vacation (And I wish I could see you)
Self isolation is still a vacation (Oh but i'm self isolation baby)
Self isolation is still a vacation
Self isolation is still a vacation