Miles Page - Self-Isolation Vacation (Quarantine Edit) Lyrics

I've heard it's nice to fly
A 787 at 10 to 11 and we could have had a time
We had to stay home and mostly alone
But still, never mind
'Cuz self isolation is still a vacation
When i'm with you

Well it started on a Monday with a game of squash
Don't play badminton we're not that posh
Played a couple games and we got in the Ford
Headed to the shop and oh my lord!

Little Shopping list had taken a hit
Toilet roll section wasn't looking too fit

'Cuz I have never seen a situation quite like this

Self isolation is still a vacation
Self isolation is still a vacation

Straight back home and we wash our hands
Twenty seconds later now we've got clean hands
Got a cuppa tea and discussed the scenes
"Have you ever seen something so obscene?!"

Think we've got enough loo roll anyway
But we should consider buying a bidet
Well I know that some of us are having a shitty time
But do you need to go and shit all the time?

Well the system only works if we buy what we need
So don't let your arsehole turn you to greed

'Cuz I have never seen a situation quite like this

Self isolation is still a vacation
Self isolation is still a vacation

"Does anyone have any hand sanitiser?!"
"I've been waiting outside waitrose since 6:15 this morning"
"To be honest mate i think this is a government made disease"
"Absolutely outrageous!"

Self isolation is still a vacation (And I wish I could see you)
Self isolation is still a vacation (Oh but i'm self isolation baby)

Self isolation is still a vacation
Self isolation is still a vacation

Well 19th March is important to me
It's some kind of big old anniversary
Shoulda been in Dam for 2 days now
Instead we're drinking Fosters and we made a vow
That once the whole wide world is feeling good
We're going to take a trip right out of the hood
Have a great time that's what i'm guaranteeing
Because nothing is important
As all our wellbeing