Me and the boys are tryna save my mum
It's what I gotta do cause I'm her only son
We're journeying across the candy canyon
It's just me and my two companions
Travelling beyond the chocolate river
We chill at night and eat candy corn for dinner
But something changed how I view my life
My day after day ain't really feeling right
I'm having a gummy crisis
Cant let the lads see me like this
Mum doesn't exist
My life only consists of stealing syrup from a kingdom
Now that I've ventured out of bounds
I finally know the truth now
That all I am is a bandit NPC
Living in a fake reality
He's having a gummy gummy
Thought I knew what I was fighting for
Not anymore since I glitched through the floor
Mum isn't real she doesn't have a face
Programmed in my mind and I feel displaced
Staring at a guy who looks just like me
An obstacle is what I'm meant to be
Existential crisis is getting heavy
I guess you could say I feel kinda gummy
I'm having a gummy crisis
Cant let the lads see me like this
Mum doesn't exist
My life only consists of stealing syrup from a kingdom
Now that I've ventured out of bounds
I finally know the truth now
That all I am is a bandit NPC
Living a fake reality
He's having a gummy gummy
But I'm hopeful cause somebody came to show me the way
It's not shameful to feel like you don't matter I'll be ok
Cause she feels like she's nothing but gave me a new purpose
I gained a new friend and get to live in her circus
I'm having a gummy crisis
But the lads won't see me like this
I get to exist
My life will consist of more than stealing from a kingdom
Now that I've ventured out of bounds
I finally know the truth now
I'm no longer a bandit NPC
Get to live a new reality