The Minor Thirds - 2 Clubs Lyrics

I'll keep the bidding up
Until everyone else has passed
So we can have our contract
We can have our contract
And since I was the one
Since I declared
You will have to put your hand down
You will have to put your hand down
And as the rulebook clearly states
All you get to do is sit and watch me play
I will play my four of diamonds
And if leftie plays his king
I will reach over and play your ace
Clearly I will play your ace
But if he doesn't play the king
Then instead I'll play your queen
And we can still take the trick
Oh, we can still take the trick
This is how we'll make our contract
Sit back and watch the master at play